Phone calls

If you want to call me, please do. 

If I don't answer, please leave a message so that I can get back to you.  Sometimes, being the mom of two rambunctious kids doesn't allow me to get to the phone in time.  Sometimes, I'm not home.  Sometimes, I'd rather not answer the phone.  In any case, if you leave a message, I'll get back to you.

If you want to get on my shit list, call my house every hour on the hour five times a day every week day and never leave a message.  I am thisclose to calling the FCC and reporting your ass for obscene phone calls because you won't leave me alone.  I won't answer because I know you're a spam caller, but I get the feeling that even if I did answer, you'd still just keep calling until I listened to more than three seconds of the call.  JUST.  STOP.  CALLING.

If you want to get back on my good side, stop calling.

:p