Busy, busy, busy day

Tuesdays this spring have just been a bear.  Today was no exception, just busier than normal.  Let me outline.

6am - Alarm goes off.  Girls are up, so I get dressed, get decent, get them up, get them dressed, pottied, teeth brushed, hair brushed, and beds made. 
6:45am - Breakfast for all.  During breakfast, I make sure L's backpack is ready for school, I have a change of clothes for E in my bag, check email, and take care of odds and ends that need to be done (e.g. start a load of laundry, check my daily list, grade college stuff).
7:15am - Clean up breakfast.  Get girls ready to go.  Let girls watch cartoons for 15 minutes.
7:40am - Gather things to leave the house, get on shoes, help E potty (again), get water and snacks, and then out the door.
7:50am - Arrive at preschool.  Drop L off in classroom, go back to car.
8:10am - Arrive at Y's house, pick up Mrs. Y, drive her to the airport with E in the back.  E turns her head and tries to hide in her car seat the entire way to the airport.
8:45am - Arrive at airport, drop off Mrs. Y, E returns to normal with a zillion questions.  Drive back toward home.
9:15am - Arrive at YMCA for E's music class (late).  Attend music class.
9:45am - Leave music class, wander out to pool area, watch Grandpa teach swim lessons for 5 minutes.
9:50am - Walk back to car, fight about going home, load E in car, drive home.
10:00am - Arrive home.  Put laundry in dryer, let E watch a little cartoons, sort through some stuff for upcoming evaluations on Saturday.
10:40am - Start making lunch for E, myself, and L (to take in car).
10:50am - Eat lunch with E.
11:10am - Clean up lunch, put together L's lunch, fold laundry, help E potty.
11:25am - Get E ready to go, grab L's lunch, get in car, drive to preschool.
11:35am - Arrive at preschool, walk to L's classroom, pick up L, return to car, talk with another parent, load up girls.
12:00pm - Arrive home.  Girls watch 15 minutes of baby channel while Mommy downs Tylenol and checks email.
12:15pm - Upstairs to get ready for a nap.  Everyone potties, gets in nightgowns, plays a bit, gets in bed, and is put down for a nap.
12:35pm - SWEET FREEDOM.  Take shower, fall into bed for a nap.
1:30pm - Awoken by L screaming, go to comfort, come back to bed to continue napping.
2:00pm - E is awake and kicking the wall.  So much for my nap.  Get E up, bring to my bed, play.
2:15pm - L is up.  Get everyone dressed, go downstairs.
2:30pm - Snack for the girls, email check for myself.  Finish grading stuff for college students, put together my work bag for tonight, pack my workout bag, referee the girls fighting over crayons and paper, and start chopping vegetables and chicken for dinner.
3:45pm - Go upstairs to get dressed and ready for work.  Referee girls fighting again.
4:00pm - Start dinner cooking.  Call from hubby saying he's on his way home.  Help girls build block towers while dinner cooks.
4:45pm - Dinner is served and husband is home!  Quickly scarf down dinner, brush teeth, grab stuff, kiss good bye to everyone, and drive off to work.
5:15pm - Leave for work
5:20pm - Oops, I need gas for the car.  Stop to fill up.
5:21pm - Shit, I forgot to pack SOCKS in the my workout bag.  WTF am I going to do tonight?  Guess I'll have to stop by Target and get a pack on my way back.
5:50pm - Arrive at college.  Park car, go to classroom, set up, make copies, answer student questions, and get organized.
6:10pm - Class starts.  Teach.
7:00pm - Class ends.  Clean up classroom and all my stuff, lock up, call husband (hear screaming toddler on other end), walk to car, leave campus.
7:25pm - Arrive at Target.  Get socks.  Swear not to be so forgetful next time.
7:35pm - Arrive at YMCA.  Go inside, check in, go to locker room, get dressed, get ready, potty, and lock up stuff in locker.
8:00pm - Start running on treadmill.  35 minutes up-tempo run.  8:30/mile should do it.  Oh, for f* sake, why did this stinky woman just sit down on the bike beside my treadmill?!??  Ooohhh, STOP BREATHING LADY, YOU SMELL AWFUL.  Just 35 minutes...oooo, CSI: Los Angeles...mmm Chris O'Donnell...
8:35pm - Done running.  Oh, thank goodness, because I'm just about DONE with this smelly woman.  Walk for 5 minutes to cool down, stretch, clean off machine, get stuff from locker, leave YMCA.
8:50pm - Drive home.  It's dark.
9:00pm - Arrive home.  Stumble through door, find large package in kitchen, hide large package from girls in closet, tell husband hello.
9:05pm - Shower.
9:20pm - Get ready for bed, talk to husband, check on daughters, lay out clothes for tomorrow.
9:40pm - BED.  Good god I'm tired.
9:50pm - E wakes up crying.  Get up, go to her room, console, come back to bed.
10:00pm - Lay awake in bed staring at ceiling while listening to cat lick cat's crotch.  Gross.
10:05pm - Update blog.
10:30pm - BED AGAIN.  Please let me sleep.