Color me annoyed

Last night when the husband came home from work, I had left out the box of chicken nuggets for him (from the freezer) to warm up at his leisure.  He got annoyed because there was a frozen pizza in the box of nuggets and it was thawing.  WTF?  Why is their a frozen pizza in the box of chicken nuggets?  He asked did I notice the pizza was in there?  I said well, yes, since it didn't belong, it kind of stood out.  He asked why I didn't put the pizza back in the freezer?  Well, it's because I didn't think he'd arrive home 45 minutes later than he said he'd be home!  He was annoyed, I was annoyed, everyone was annoyed, so he went to put the pizza back in the freezer.  This time, however, he decided for some reason to stick it in the freezer in the kitchen instead of the chest freezer in the garage.  Don't ask me what he did, but when he opened the freezer, the five containers of blueberries I had purchased on Sunday all fell to the tile floor, busted open, and frozen blueberries went everywhere.  Omg, everywhere.  I was so irritated.  We cleaned it all up from where we could find it (I still found one this morning in my shoe!), and then he was supremely irritated that some had gone under the fridge.  Did I get them all out from under there?  How the f* should I know, I got what I could!!!!  So he decided to send the girls and I upstairs while he (very unhappily, I should add) got the vacuum to suck out anything under the fridge.  Where were the vacuum attachments with long hoses, he asks?  Um, we threw them away last year when we got rid of the two non-working vacuums.  Cue annoyance from him.  When was the last time we had cleaned under the fridge?  Um, well, the kitchen is your responsibility to clean, so if you haven't done it, chances are VERY HIGH that it hasn't been done in years.  Cue more annoyance.  Why is there so much crap under the fridge, he asks?  Well, SINCE YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED UNDER THE FRIDGE IN SO FREAKING LONG, THERE ARE PROBABLY PACIFIERS AND BABY RATTLES UNDER THERE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.  STOP BITCHING TO ME ABOUT CLEANING UNDER THE FRIDGE - IT WASN'T NECESSARY AS I TOLD YOU I GOT ALL THE BLUEBERRIES I COULD FIND.  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE ANNOYED WITH ME WHEN THIS ALL STEMMED FROM THE FACT THAT YOU PUT A FREAKING FROZEN PIZZA IN WITH THE G*D* CHICKEN NUGGETS?????  Everything else can be attributed to his horrible habit of not following through and finishing a task completely (e.g. cleaning the kitchen top to bottom). 

Then, on top of all that, I come downstairs this morning with the girls and find THIS laying in the middle of the kitchen floor.  The freaking annoying man couldn't even put this back on after he was done complaining/vacuuming.  ARGH!

Look, Ma, I've got the refrigerator bottom thingie!

So, I'm annoyed.  How are you?