Food OCD and food porn!

Today seemed to center around food.  This morning at the grocery store, L almost had an aneurysm because of her OCD tendencies.  Can you tell why?

Which of these things is not like the others...

She literally screamed at me to put the lime back with the other limes (because she couldn't reach it).  All the other shoppers turned to see what was going on (I know their thoughts - "why is that little girl screaming 'PUT IT BACK, MAMA, PUT IT BACK!!!!!"?) and I was just laughing hysterically.  L really did almost have a meltdown when, instead of putting it back right away, I whipped out my phone to take this picture.  HA!  I put it back, don't worry - I'm not that mean.

Then, at dinner time, I made pork chops.  I just put the pork chops on the pan as they came in the package, and then I noticed one pork chop looked rather...phallic.

Phallic pork chop on top, Africa-on-its-side pork chop on the bottom

I don't think I need to say who got to eat the yummy penis pork chop.  ;)