It seems to be the norm in this household: L goes to preschool and gets sick. She gets over it quickly but passes it along to E. E gets it bad and suffers for quite awhile. E then gives her sickness back to L and then to Daddy. Daddy gets sickest of all, but Mommy never gets sick. I have a few theories:
1. L gets sick first from all the other kids at preschool. Therefore, to prevent sicknesses, I should prevent my children from interacting with other children. HA.
2. L's immune system is like mine - quick, fast, dirty, over.
3. E's immune system is like my brother's - weak, slow, unmotivated, lingering.
4. E coughs, hacks, and touches everything, making sure that our house is a ticking time bomb of whatever sickness she has. You can't touch anything without getting sick too!
5. Daddy gets sickest of all because he doesn't spend 80% of his time alone with kids. Heck, part of his sickness might also be cooties.
6. Mommy never gets sick because she's always around kids, has to clean up sickness stuff/kid messes all the time, and because she kicks @$$ working out and staying healthier than others.
My mentality can't take having three sick people in one house for very long, so here's hoping someone is better tomorrow so I don't kill all of them.
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